June 18th, 2013 at 9:11PM

londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep 

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June 18th, 2013 at 1:25AM

laughbitches:

Best vine ever. 

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June 17th, 2013 at 4:42AM

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June 17th, 2013 at 4:15AM
  • me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
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June 17th, 2013 at 3:46AM

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June 17th, 2013 at 3:18AM

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June 17th, 2013 at 2:49AM

jakemalik:

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jakemalik:

jakemalik:

i wanna cover my whole arm in temporary tattoos

I JUST FOUND A BUNCH OF DISNEY PRINCESS TATTOOS AND

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is this the same guy that emptied his fridge…?

ummm..

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June 17th, 2013 at 2:21AM

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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June 17th, 2013 at 1:53AM

epicfawesomesauce:

This touches me at a spiritual level.

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June 17th, 2013 at 1:30AM

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

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June 17th, 2013 at 1:25AM

confusedtree:

My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now

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June 16th, 2013 at 9:11PM

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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June 16th, 2013 at 8:42PM

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

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June 16th, 2013 at 8:14PM

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June 16th, 2013 at 7:46PM
ghostfacer-berry: castiel-the-assbutt: whatthisismyurl: wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before that’s a snake

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castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

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